just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
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