I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
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