so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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