is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
Randomize
