After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
You called yourself Captain Aspirin and then tried to cure my headache by shoving pills up my nose. Fuck you becoming a nurse, you can't take care of me while you're drunk ever again. Ever.
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
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