Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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