So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
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The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
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That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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