Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
just got back. in my inebriated state i broke an ugly lamp and was sent to the store (still drunk) to get a new one. just spent last half hour in isle 3 of dollar general surounded by more ugly lamps and trying not to throw up on each and every single one.
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