do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
My brother really should've known better than to make me go egg hunting with his daughter when I was entirely too drunk to do so. Threw up in a plant in front of her.
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
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