Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
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So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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