Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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