i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
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do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
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Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
we're so committed to being not committed
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