And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
handjob tips. give me some.
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
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we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
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I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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