I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
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My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
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Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
Randomize