Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
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I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
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Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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