I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
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took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
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You know you're getting old when 19 year olds you've met on tinder advise you that you should start looking for a wife and/or the mother of your children
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
Why did u text me "I want to get drunk and go to pizza hut tomorrow. don't let me forget." at 3am??
That text was pretty fucking self-explanatory, man.
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
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