Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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