"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
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If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
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I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
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