Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
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Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
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Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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