I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
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