Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
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