i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
i now understand why vodka
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
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