That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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