So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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