they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
Randomize
