The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
We're using joints as your birthday candles
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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