You work out of a Hotel?
in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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