dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
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I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
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WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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