Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
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