you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
Blood and glitter go together right?
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
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