found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
Very drunk. laura says hi. i can't find my pants. i think i'm in philly, but it might be jersey somewhere
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
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