i don't like sucking hair
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
I was being carried out of the bar, but then my friend saw Pat who just got kicked out scaling the wall to sneak back in, so he carried me back in, sat me on the bar stool, and the bartender just let us all keep drinking.
Being persistent has its perks my friend.
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
Randomize
