We're like a lot better than the average bears
That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
How did I get so drunk? We had to fish that girl out of the Goodwill Donation Box.
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
The lady at the touchless car wash just gave me the look of death. How do I say, "sorry it's not my puke" in Spanish?
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
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