He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
A hangover is a type of food poisoning. Makes me feel better about calling out of work.
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
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