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i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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