i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
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Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
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She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
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