wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
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There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
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It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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