Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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