I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
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