is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
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