The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
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