I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
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