Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
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We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
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.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
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