The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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