i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
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