Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
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