Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
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I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
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by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
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