i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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