Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
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There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
I want to fling myself into the sun
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
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