My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
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just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
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It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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