i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
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Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
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