just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
NoShamevember. You game?
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
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