chick flicks and taylor swift songs are like porn for desperate singles
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
im holly from the hills drunk
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
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